Cheltenham, am I right?

Just a load of horses, innit.

Personally, I feel let down by the standard of horse names at this year’s Cheltenham.

They’re severely lacking in some impressive puns. It’s a crying shame. I wanted to see the likes of ‘Buck Buck Goose’ or ‘Pee Biscuit’ but instead we’ve got ‘Diamond King’ and ‘Presenting Percy’ ffs.

Anyway, how good are you at deciphering which horse names are real and which ones are fake?

There’s only one way to find out!

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